Change is coming.

Hello my friends!

It has been months since my last post, but I have been a busy girl. (and I mean it this time...I've been busy doing more than watching The Real Housewives and Anderson Cooper).

Here's a quick recap of what's been happening:

First...I made it through all the senior hoopla and graduation in relatively one piece!  Danny was even chosen by his classmates to speak at graduation. He did an amazing job and I barely shed a tear during the speech. (probably because it was a very comedic speech...which he got approved by the principal and he DID receive his diploma after!). 

the family at graduation

Next came summer and The Wizard of Oz.  We're in the last week of the show, but it has been an awesome experience for Abby.  She really loves being involved in the theater and that love is very evident when she hits the stage.  Of course, I graciously volunteered to help with hair and to wrangle the munchkins during performances, so I have been at the theater all summer as well.  It's been so fun meeting new people and making new friends!

Abby as an Ozian

If you're wondering if my children are still smart asses.....please read the following transcripts and judge for yourselves:

Me: "Abby, why are you carrying those scissors around?"
Abby: "I don't know."
Tommy: "She was going to stab me!"
Abby: "No I wasn't. Well, maybe."
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Abby: "Abby likes the potatoes."
Me: "Abby, stop referring to yourself in the third person. You don't even know what third person is."
Abby: "Oh, Abby knows what third person is."
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Danny to Tommy: "Oh snap!"
Tommy to Danny: "I'm gonna oh snap your face!"

So....YES...my kids are still smart asses, but I have to admit, I kind of love it (I appreciate a witty comeback!)

Anyway...change is coming soon to my house.  Danny leaves for college exactly a month from now.  It's really starting to hit me and I have to say my heart is breaking.  I've known this day was coming, and some days, trust me, I am ready for him to be gone.  And although I know he's certainly not leaving forever, I also know things will never be quite the same.  I worry that Brian hasn't done his job as a parent preparing him for the next step.......(hahaha! KIDDING....just making sure you're still with me!).  Of course, I mean that I worry BOTH of us as parents have not done our job well enough.  Is Danny really ready for this?  Will he be ok?  Will he remember to brush his teeth and change his socks? (actually this is one of my worst fears....please Danny, promise Mommy you won't be the smelly kid on campus!!!).  This is where it becomes hard for me to let go.  I may have mentioned in the past that I am a bit of a control freak (as always, please keep all comments to yourselves!) so the idea that my child (who is really an adult) will be on his own, and I have no control over his day to day decisions and choices is totally freaking me out.  So for now, I need to have faith in my son.  Faith in the fact that he is an amazing, intelligent and driven young man who will work hard to be successful.  Faith in the fact that we have been good parents.  We aren't perfect, we've made mistakes (I haven't made nearly as many as Brian...again...KIDDING), but we've done the best we can.  We'll all survive this transition...but feel free to bring me lots of wine and chocolate to ease my pain.  I also really enjoy margaritas...in case you were wondering :)

I hope this blog finds all of you enjoying your summer and surviving the heat!  This summer gives new meaning to the term "hot mess'!

Until next time my friends...stay cool and rock on!

Oh...and Anderson, although I know now that I am not your type, I'd still love to hear from you. Call me, find me on facebook or tweet me :) You'll always be my silver fox! (he really is an attractive man!)

Peace,
Annie :)

Change....

Hello strangers!

I know it's been WAY too long, however I am a busy girl!

Since we last chatted, I have been to Disney World, had one kid make first communion and I am currently in the midst of making plans for graduation.  Life is crazy!!

Disney World:
Well, believe it or not we survived the trip to Disney and the kids actually got along fairly well.  I am happy to report that Abby did not do much singing in the car, which made all of us very happy. ( I should tell you that I told the kids that every time someone asked "are we there yet" they owed my $1....I know, I'm a genius!).  The only time things got "tense" was when we were driving through Atlanta.  Who the hell would want to live there and deal with that traffic?!  Anyway....my husband likes to speed up, then slam on the brakes while we are in bumper to bumper traffic going 20 miles an hour.  I very politely (well...screaming and using profanity) kept asking him to stop it until I was banished to the back seat (like putting behind you will shut me up!  I was also able to kick his seat at this point....bonus!).

Florida was awesome!  We went to Cocoa Beach and Kennedy Space Center before heading to Orlando.  We did Animal Kingdom, Hollywood Studios and Magic Kingdom at Disney.  Also did Universal Studios and Sea World. Here are a few Disney observations/experiences:

At Cocoa Beach

* Magic Kingdom is small, crowded and really for the under 9 crowd.  It's also kind of outdated.  Example:  I am sure that 25 years ago It's A Small World was a really cool ride.  Today, not so much.  Kids are used to graphics, 3D, in your face stuff.  Small World is NOT that kind of ride.  Tommy was sitting in the boat, arms crossed, rolling his eyes the entire time.  He finally said, "What is this ride?" (meaning what the hell is this and why are we here?).  They are doing some updating at Magic Kingdom, but many of the rides just don't have that WOW factor.  I will tell you that the light parade, fireworks and castle show at the end of the day are fantastic!!! But plan to get a spot to watch about 2 hours before the show.

Magic Kingdom

* My next statement will be controversial.....so please don't judge me.  If you require a motorized scooter to get around, Disney is NOT the place for you!  People on those things do not pay attention and bully their way through the crowds.  We saw someone run over a stroller and someone's foot.  It was insane!

* Abby is just as talented in Florida!  Abby auditioned for the American Idol Experience at Hollywood Studios.  She was too young to make it into the actual show, but man did the judge love her! She walked in, had a conversation with the judge about what kind of music she likes (for the record, she said she hates Justin Bieber, but likes Adele, Bruce Springsteen and Barbara Streisand).  Then she busted into an acapella version of "Don't Rain on My Parade".  The judge was almost crying and told she has "it" and made her promise to come back when she's 14 and can be on the show.  It was super cool!

Our American Idol

* The Wizarding World of Harry Potter was AWESOME!  However, the lines were the longest of anywhere we went. (2 hours to get into Hogwarts, or the warthog according to my dad, to get on the ride).  What I can tell you is my little kids were barely tall enough for the ride (and when I say barely, I mean they were maybe a centimeter over the measuring bar).  The ride was the best ride I have ever been on, but I felt like a horrible mother, as it was scary and basically tipped you upside down in these car things.  I was so scared that Abby was going to fall out!!!! (yep...mother of year yet again!).  But the kids got wands (I really wanted a wand but Brian was making fun of me) and we got our picture taken with the Hogwart's Express.  It was the best!

Hogwarts Express

I'm really glad we were able to take the kids on this trip.  As I mentioned before, we are getting close to Danny's graduation and it's really starting to hit me that he's leaving us. I am so excited for him to take the next step, but at the same time, my heart is screaming NO!  I won't miss dragging his ass out of bed every morning (he is NOT a morning person...no idea where he gets that, I am overly pleasant in the mornings....please note the sarcasm in that statement).  I won't miss doing his laundry.  And I won't miss fighting with him about keeping his room clean (god help his poor roommate).  But there are so many things I will miss. I'll miss his sense of humor (he's hilarious, just like his mama!).  I will miss our late night heart to heart conversations.  I will miss his friends stopping by and playing with the kids (especially Drew who likes to come have light saber fights with my husband!).  I will even miss him fighting with the munchkins.  Although I know he isn't leaving forever, I also know things will never be the same.  I don't do well with change, so this will be very hard for me.  I cried when I ordered the graduation announcements, cried when they came in the mail, cried when he brought home the cap and gown and cried when he was awarded his scholarship.  I am a pretty emotional person anyway, but this is just killing me (quite confident Brian thinks I've lost it completely)!

Our handsome graduate

On a completely different topic; Should we get Tommy a Russian Dwarf Hamster?  The kid has been begging for one all year (they have one in their classroom...thanks a lot Mrs. McClain!).  Tommy did a report on lions.  I'm reading it and he has lots of information that he plagerized from a book.  The end paragraph said...

"Lions are cool, but I would not want one as a pet because it would try to eat me.  

I'll take a Russian Dwarf Hamster instead."

He's also saved up his money and a stack of coupons from Petco.  The plan being, that once Danny turns 18, (in like 4 weeks) he can go adopt the hamster for him and Tommy will pay him extra to do it (gotta admit, the little shit is kind of a genius).  I have told Danny and my mom (because she is a sucker...all Tommy has to do is look like he's going to cry and she's done) that if either of them show up with a hamster, we are done! (I don't think my mom is afraid of me....but Danny might be).  Brian says we can get a hamster if we get rid of the dog (which would be such a sacrifice for Brian who loves that dog so much...NOT).  Well, I am not getting rid of Murph. And I'm not too keen on the whole hamster thing, but Bubba doesn't ask for much and I know how much he wants this, so I just don't know what to do!  HELP!

I hope to write more soon, but my May is pretty full.  Just know that my kids are still smart asses, Brian still hates the dog and I am still a fabulous domestic goddess!

Hope your life is as crazy and fun as mine!

Peace Out!
Annie 

Lent and FAFSA and Disney...oh my!

I'm back!  Miss me?

Well let's see, life is still crazy as ever in the Zeets' household.  Kids still fight all the time, dog still pisses Brian off and I am still the fabulous domestic goddess and mother of the year you all wish you could be!  (Still no mother of the year award.  Guessing the committee heard that I threatened to feed Abby raw hamburger if she didn't stop being a snot.......).

Lent has begun and so far I am not doing so well with my Lenten goals.  My first thought was I would give up being nice to people (because let's face it, I am just too damn nice) and decided that was probably not the best idea I've ever had.  Though about giving up pop, but how would that make me a better person? No caffeine makes Annie even more of a lunatic that she already is and no one wants that (no comments from my family, please).  Then I thought about giving up swearing (oh hell no! I mean why set myself up to fail?).  So this year I decided to do things to better myself, instead of focusing on giving things up.  I am taking 10 minutes each day to tune out the world and spend some time with God.  It's been a challenge to find 10 minutes, but even harder to really clear my head and not think about anything except my conversation with God.  But I will keep trying!  I'm also working harder to mend some broken relationships and to make time for the people who are most important to me.  Again, not an easy thing, but I know it will benefit everyone in the long run.

FAFSA: what can I say about FAFSA except OMG?! Who knew applying for financial aid would be such an ordeal?!  Those of you who have been through this know what I am talking about.  Filling out online forms, then sending them into cyberspace, hoping they got where they needed to go.  Talk about needing to have faith....the whole applying to college, financial aid, scholarship marathon is a total leap of faith! And not to mention the amount of time all of this takes!  It's insane!! (thank goodness for wine and chocolate to help ease the pain).  The good news is Danny will be able to go to Loras and we are all thrilled!!

Did I mention we're going to Disney World for Spring Break? Well we're loading up the family truckster and heading south!  We are so excited!  However.....there is some concern that we may some "issues" with the kids during the long drive.  The "issue" is actually that we are certain Abby will drive us all crazy.  To try and defuse the situation before it begins, Danny and Tommy have put together a spreadsheet outlining who has to sit by Abby and for how long each day (it's pretty impressive!).  We've also told Abby that there will be NO singing on this trip as she tends to sing the same songs over and over and over.  Now...the kids got some pipes, but there is no reason we need to hear "Don't Rain on my Parade" for 24 hours straight! Tommy actually asked if he could some of his money to buy those expensive headphone things so he could tune her out!  On a side note....we are also going to Universal Studios to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter (I best be put in Griffindor when we are sorted into houses or I'll be pissed!!) When talking about the trip with my dad, he asked if we were going to the worthog.  What the hell is the worthog?  Well, he actually meant Hogworts..ha!! (sorry, Dad, I thought it was hilarious!!).  So keep us in your prayers over break, not just for safe travels, but that we don't kill each other (well, kill Abby) in the car!!!

Speaking of Abby..check out the video of her singing with John Angotti.  She can sing!  Too bad she never shuts up!
http://youtu.be/uTLUl9JwkOY

Peace my friends!
Annie

Lessons Learned

Happy New Year My Friends!

I hope this entry finds you happy and healthy after the holiday season.  A week into the new year, I find myself reflecting back on 2011 with mixed emotions.  2011 was a good year, a challenging year, a fun year and a tough year in many ways.  Here are just a few of the lessons I learned.

1. I CAN survive a plane ride!  What you may not know about me is I am deathly afraid to fly.  It has nothing to do with motion sickness, but more to do with the fear of death.  What I realized this last year was it's actually about the lack of control I have over the situation. (I know that many of you will be shocked to hear I have control issues!)  But my Mom and I went to New York in December and I got on the plane, got settled and had a really good flight.  It helped that I had Danny's iPod and could watch The Hangover (the only movie the little punk has on the iPod!) I realized that as long as I can stay focused on a task like the movie or reading my Kindle that I was ok.  Might not seem like a big deal to many of you, but this was a giant step for me.  And my mom will verify this story...I did good Mom!!

2.  I love to bake! We all know that I am NO domestic goddess.  Cooking, cleaning, laundry..hate it all! However, I spent a lot of time in December baking cookies and cupcakes for things at the playhouse and I quickly realized that I enjoyed it.  Imagine my surprise when I got up at 7:00 on a Saturday morning because I was excited to make cupcakes?!  I still HATE to cook, but making sweet treats is so fun (and a fantastic way to keep my smokin' hot body smokin'..HA!) Be sure to tune into the food Network for my new show called, "Eat My Cupcakes" (random thought....If I ever start a band I would like the name to be 'Who Ate My Poptart")

3. I'm almost a hoarder:  Almost is the key word here.  When you have lived on a limited budget for most of your married life, you have a hard time getting rid of things.  The thought is that you will use it eventually or someone you know might need it eventually.  Now that we are a 2 income household, we've been trying to clean out the basement and garage. Holy hell we have a lot of crap!  Thank god my husband likes to get shit done.  Put him on a task and he rocks!  He's also very good at saying things like, we don't need it and no one will want it.  The amount of "stuff' is overwhelming, but we are tackling the clutter one day at a time.  Now, please don't think that we sit on stacks of old pizza boxes or we have to find a corner of the bedroom to sleep in, it's really the basement and garage that need help!  I actually have furniture and you can see my floors and countertops (well...most of the time).

4.  Relationships are hard:  They take time and take a lot of work. And I'm talking all relationships.  Parents, spouse, kids, co-workers, friends....all are a work in progress and need attention.  I am lucky to have a lot of great relationships, but I admit there are some that are more work than others.  I tend to get easily frustrated with people and can often be selfish.  I need to take time to foster all the relationships in my life, good or difficult.  I really do believe that God brings people into your life for a reason and some might be there to challenge you.  Now that my kids are a little older, I hope to work on the relationships in my life.  To all my family and friends, know that I love you and I am thankful for you.  I know having a relationship with me can be tough.  Even though I really do have an awesomely super cool personality,  I know I can be high maintenance. Thanks for hanging in there with me!

5.  My kids are pretty great!  No one wants to hear people bragging about their kids, but mine are rock stars!  Danny, Abby and Tommy are the lights in my life (Abby is apparently the "noodle of light"!) All of them have a great sense of humor (they get that from me), are kind-hearted (also one of my better qualities) and are wickedly sarcastic (totally Brian).  Danny is definitely the class clown, but has a heart of gold.  He would do anything for a friend and has a deep faith that I admire.  I will miss him more than he knows this fall (yep....I'm tearing up a little). He makes me laugh and I really like him as a person.  Abby is spitfire (and I mean that in a good way) who puts her all into everything she does.  She can be very sweet (Danny would disagree with this statement) and her talent never ceases to amaze me.  Tommy is our little Bubba.  He is as sweet as he is cute. But he's also starting to come out of his shell and is really funny!  He's always willing to help around the house (the other 2, not so much) and the Swiffer is his favorite "toy".

6.  I'm addicted to The Real Housewives!  I can't help it.  Those ladies are one fantastically awesome train wreck to watch!  I am always amazed at how horrifically they treat one another but it's so entertaining!  I love all seasons (with the exception of DC...those crazy White House crashers were one of the couples and they took crazy to a whole new level!)  I like to think of myself as a real housewife.  I think Real Housewives of the CV (Cedar Valley) would be a major hit.  Come tape my family!  Watch as we sit around watching TV and eating chips.  Watch me spend 2 hours at Target (that store rocks...you know you love it), watch me scrub my toilet with an SOS pad because it's been a few days and it's exceptionally gross (we've all been there, so don't judge me).  I know the show would be a huge success.  Hell, we could tape it ourselves and post it on YouTube. Who's with me?!

7.  I need to let things go:  I am an overthinker.  I tend to dwell on comments and examine why and how they were said.  I spend a lot of time rehashing these comments and I make myself crazy in the process.  I need to not take everything as a personal attack.  I need to remember that people say things they don't always mean (of course, I don't ever do this.....) and that sometimes things are said out loud that are better left unsaid.  I need to realize that not everyone will like me (not sure why, I'm pretty awesome) and that's it's ok if someone disagrees with me (but for the record, I'm usually right!). I need to get over some of the grudges I am holding on to and start the year fresh.  Time to look ahead and stop looking back!

8.  Being an adult sucks sometimes!  Remember your parents telling you that you shouldn't be in such a hurry to grow up....man were they right!  Being an adult means bills, jobs, health issues, insurance crap, car trouble, broken appliances, a load of laundry is always waiting, dishes are always in the sink, cooking, cleaning, etc.....and then add the title of parent to that and it's a whole other set of issues, worries and stresses.  If life were like kindergarten I would be in heaven.  Coloring, playtime, snacks, recess and naps sounds pretty good these days!  Don't get me wrong, being an adult has it perks (example, Moscato wine) and I can get into R rated movies!

9.  I really would like to be a writer:  So writing this blog has made me remember how much I love to write.  I have been writing in a journal everyday since I was 16.  Writing is my therapy.  I seem to express myself better on paper.  I'm not always comfortable talking about my thoughts and feelings with everyone. Writing gets it all out of my head.  I know the things I have to say won't change the world, but I hope it might make even one person stop and think or make someone smile or laugh even if it's just for a moment.  My dream would be to turn this into some sort of career...I just haven't figured out how to do it just yet (maybe Anderson Cooper could help me!)

10.  Speaking of Anderson.....he is NEVER going to call.....damn it!  As you know I am mildly infatuated with Anderson Cooper (he is so nice to look at and so smart....sigh).  Despite almost constant stalking on Twitter (did I say stalking? I meant a few comments every once in awhile, or a few comments every day...or like 20 on New Year's Eve), Anderson has not returned my love.  It's sad really, because I am certain we would be great friends!  I know a ton about current events.  I enjoy a good political debate. And I love The Real Housewives! (Anderson is a huge housewives fan.  NeNe from the ATL is his fave!)  So we are basically the same person...although he quite rich and very famous (I'm infamous....same thing!)  Perhaps Anderson will one day stumble upon my humble little blog and see what he's been missing.  Anderson....if you're reading this....tweet me @anniezeets :)

So there you have it...what I learned in 2011.
One of my favorite quotes comes from the movie "Hope Floats" and it really sums up life.

"Beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad, but its the middle that counts the most."
Let's all make "the middle" count this year!
Stay golden my friends!

Annie

It's the hard knock life........

I know, I know...It's been a LONG time.  But my life has been intensely crazy and is finally slowing down.

A lot has happened the last few months.  I will share it all...in the form of the Christmas letter I had hoped to write and mail to family and friends but never actually accomplished....so here goes!

Merry Christmas to all the wonderful people in my life!  I hope life is treating you well and this letter (blog) finds you happy and healthy as we wrap up 2011.  Here is a brief recap of the past 12 months in the Zeets house.

Brian: Well you know Brian, nothing really bothers him and he's still as laid back as ever (drives me crazy!).  He's still a supervisor at Crystal, 17 years now.  He's one of the den leaders for Tommy's Tiger Cub pack (maybe he's a wolf or a bear now, I have no clue...mother of the year!). The best part of the den leader gig is Brian gets to wear one of those awesome brownish-tan scout leader shirts! He looks so dorky! (wait, did I say dorky, I meant hot....yeah hot.....not.) Sorry to offend any scout guys, I just like to make fun of Brian (like all the time).  His newest adventure began a few weeks ago when he started playing basketball a few mornings a week.  Abby wanted to know why he was doing this.  Brian said it was to get some exercise and Abby's response was, "You're already skinny." (little punk never says that to me!).  Anyway, old man Brian has been feeling the pain of the early morning basketball league, but actually enjoys it and that makes me happy. (As long as he's quiet when he leaves at 5:15am to play basketball, I'm good.)

Danny:  Well the Dan-Man is now 17! (I know...no way I look old enough to be his mother...thanks for mentioning that!) He's been accepted to Loras College in Dubuque and they have offered him a pretty decent scholarship.  He's had a busy year.  Last February he went to Washington DC on a school trip called Close-Up.  It's an interactive classroom where students learn all about the government.  He had a great time and was the only one from his Catholic high school to take the liberal stance on the issues (not sure where he gets his left-wing liberalism from.....I'm not at ALL political...hehe!) He was also selected as a candidate for the American Legion Hawkeye Boys State camp last summer.  It was quite an honor and he's considering going back as a counselor next year.  This fall he attended the National Catholic Youth Conference (NCYC).  He's a well-traveled young man!  He's still pretty darn funny and a very nice kid (except to his siblings...he likes to antagonize them).  I am very proud of him (so is Brian, but since I am writing this I will take all the credit!)
Danny-boy!

Abby:  Miss thang is now 9 and a force to be reckoned with!  She's still singing, dancing and playing piano.  She was 'Molly' in our local theater production of "Annie" earlier this month.  She earned rave reviews for her performance and made some awesome friends!  Here's the link to the review!!
http://wcfcourier.com/lifestyles/review-wcp-s-timeless-annie-impressive-treat-for-holiday-audiences/article_2ae79c72-24eb-11e1-a75b-0019bb2963f4.html
Anyway...after being called a "noodle of light" in the review, singing Annie songs all the damn time and basically being the world's smallest diva, Danny lost it.  One night after a show, Abby came home all hopped up on her new found fame.  She started bitching at Danny (sorry for the cursing....it's just who I am!) and Danny started bitching back.  The following is a transcript of the conversation:
Danny: "Abby...SHUT UP!" (can you feel the love?)
Abby: "You can't talk to me that way. I am a noodle of light!"
Danny: "You are not a noodle of light. You are a noodle of darkness. You're a burnt noodle!"
Abby: "MOM! Danny called me a burnt noodle."
Me: "I'm sorry...Mom's not here right now, please leave a message."

Now...I actually liked Danny's burnt noodle comment (I enjoy a snappy comeback) but told them both to knock it off.  They didn't listen to me and Abby just sang louder to piss off Danny.  
Abby will also be singing the National Anthem at a UNI women's basketball game in February....Danny says he's not going (Ha!)
Here's a picture of our little "Molly"....rotten orphan!

Tommy: Well Bubba is 8 and in 2nd grade.  A big year as he had first reconciliation a few months ago and first communion will happen this spring.  He's taking piano lessons and is also quite musical, just not so in your face about it all.  He loves martial arts and just leveled up to his orange belt and earned his first stripe this week.  He's in scouts (no idea what level.....did I mention that I am STILL waiting for my mother of the year award?!) But Tommy looks super cute in his little blue scout shirt!  He's still very sweet and the only one who listens to me (making him my favorite....although I tell all my kids they are my favorite when the others aren't around).  He takes care of the damn dog because in his words, "Abby is always doing her hair." He's found a new love of football thanks in part to Grandpa Don taking the boys to the UNI games.  Actually Tommy enjoys tailgating as much as the game (he enjoys snacks....a chip off the old block!) 
Here's the little martial arts champ!

The boys at the last UNI game.


Me: Well it's been a good year!  I'm still a wife, mother and youth minister. I enjoy my Tuesday mornings at Panera with my friends.  Survived an overnight service experience with middle schoolers, survived an overnight trip to Valley Fair with middle schoolers, survived an overnight lock-in with middle schoolers (did I mention I am getting too damn to sleep on a gym floor?!) Took 90 high school kids to NCYC. Got to see the bright lights of New York City a few weeks ago with my mom.  Spent a lot of time at the theater with Abby.  All while maintaining my girlish figure and sanity (shit....0 for 2 on those!)  Anyway, life is good....if I could just get that damn song "Hard Knock Life" out of my head!


I hope you can take some time to relax and enjoy some time with your family this holiday season.  One of my favorite quotes comes from catholic artist Steve Angrisano who says, "FAMILY....it stands for Forget About Me, I Love You."  Merry Christmas to all whom I hold so dear.  I am blessed to have such a loving family and some fabulously supportive friends. (Shout out in particular to Hippie...you know who you are...I adore you!  Hope everyone has the chance to experience a friendship like ours!)


Peace!
Annie

So close, yet so far away!

Have I mentioned that our lives are INSANE?! 

We've had an exciting few weeks in the Zeets' household.  Seems all the drama paid off for miss Abby as she was cast as the orphan Molly in our community theater production of Annie! The role, as Danny says, was made for her.  Molly is the smallest orphan who drives everyone crazy.  She's whiny and bossy (hhmm....can you say type-cast?!)  We are very proud of Abby, because although she is a lippy little freak, she does work extremely hard at everything she does and very much deserves this part. 

I'm also very proud to say that Danny has been accepted to Loras College!  Loras is a Catholic college about an hour and a half from home.  It's small, intimate and will be a good fit for him.  The only hold up might be the cost.  Private college is quite expensive (so if you'd like to make a donation to the Danny Zeets' scholarship fund, hit me up!).  We're hoping for the best come financial aid time and we are feverishly filling out scholarship applications!

And Tommy is still just my sweet and darling little Tommy! Although his new favorite phrase is "Oh, snap!"

Now for the biggest news!  A few weeks ago, my phone rang about 7:50am.  Who the hell calls me at that time?! Don't they know I am in psycho mom mode trying to get the kids ready for school?!  After I took the munchkins to school. I came home, checked the caller ID to see that it said Time Warner...and there was a message on our machine.  As the message began to play, my heart started racing! 
"Hi Annie, this is Shana from the Anderson Show. We received the question you submitted to Ask Anderson and I would love to talk to you more about it.  Please give me a call back..."
YEP!  THE STALKING HAS FINALLY PAID OFF!!!!
I was in heaven!!!!!!!!!!!! I also noticed that Shana has e-mailed me the same information.  They must really want me!!  I immediately called Shana back. She was very nice, but also has an unfortunate last name (which I will leave out to protect her identity and so all my smart ass friends won't be able to comment on it!).  She was very sweet and told me she loved my question to Anderson.  The question I asked was, "In high school, my journalism teacher taught me that the three rules of journalism are Accuracy, Accuracy, Accuracy.  What rules are most important to you as a journalist?"  I know....fabulous question!! (I totally rock!)  Shana then went on to say the show was trying to get it lined up that I could Skype my question to Anderson!!  What?! (my first thought was, crap I can't lose 50 pounds by Monday!).  She asked if I was available between 6am and 10am Monday morning. Why yes, I think I can make myself available at that time.  She did say that there was a possibility that the Skype thing might not work with Anderson's busy schedule, but could I e-mail a picture of myself to them to use just in case Anderson wasn't available.  (would it be totally bad if I sent a picture of Jennifer Aniston instead of myself?) So I emailed a picture (not a good one....I am so not photogenic) and waited for Shana to get me more details.  Long story short, Anderson had to fly to Vegas to be the moderator for the Republican Presidential Debate (those guys are always screwing up my life! no offense to any of my republican friends...joking....not really).  She politely told me they may use my question some other time and she'd be in touch.  Haven't heard anything since (probably saw my picture and thought hell no!).  The good news....I'm quite certain Anderson has now heard of me.  And his talk show has replied to another one of my tweets since then too.  My new plan is to try and get him to have lunch with me when I am in New York in December,  I know that sounds crazy, but if anyone can make it happen, I think it's me! (maybe my new title should be professional stalker!)

On a side note: What the hell is up with Kim Kardashian and her divorce?! Not like I thought the marriage would last, but come on, 72 days?! There are things that have been in my fridge longer than 72 days! (gross, yes, but it's my reality.....guessing the mother of the year people have been reading my blog and decided to strip me of my title thanks to my admittedly poor housekeeping skills and use of foul language...damn!)

I hope your lives are going well.  I promise to write more.  If you need me, I am usually at the theater with Abby and for those of you that are local....Annie tickets are on sale! Call the Waterloo Community Theater at 291-4494,  Show opens December 9th!

And Anderson, if you're reading this (which undoubtedly you are) hit me up!  Find me on facebook or tweet me @annizeets. 

Peace out homies!
Annie

Can't we all just get along?!

Yes, I know, it's been too long!  Contrary to popular belief, I do occasionally work and last week was full of work related things.

Anyway, my kids are still driving me nuts!  I swear I spend every morning just yelling at them to get moving.  Is it really too much to ask that you get dressed and brush your teeth without me having to tell you 67 (hello Drew) times?!  I mean you are 17, 9 and 8......is time for you to move out yet?!  And of course, there's the constant issue of "the dog".  Every morning it becomes a fight about who will take her out and feed her.  The moment I start to say. "Will someone...."  Abby and Tommy both scream "Nose goes!"  I could be saying, "Will someone please come here so we can get in the car to get ice cream," but NO....it's always "nose goes" because my kids are sarcastic little punks (no idea where that comes from!).  Tommy 99% of the time ends up taking the dog out and feeding her, because Abby locks herself in the bathroom about this time of the morning to "do her hair". She always seems to be "doing her hair" when it's time to do something productive.  I can hardly imagine what she will be like when she's 15.....gives me nightmares!

Last week we had journal-gate 2011.  One night, Tommy was in the shower just singing away (he's got a very nice voice) when Abby bursts into the bathroom and yells, "And what you read isn't true anymore!"  She then ran into her room and slammed the door (she can slam a door with the best of them).  This peaked my curiosity, so I called her to the living room.  The following is a transcript of the conversation that happened:

Me: "Abby, what are you yelling at Tommy about now?"
Abby (starts sobbing):  'He read my journal and I wanted him to know what he read isn't true anymore."
Me: "Okay, but why are you crying?"
Abby (sobbing harder): "I can't tell you."
Me: "It's ok, you can tell me anything"
Abby (sobbing almost uncontrollably): "Not this, it's bad."
Me: (starting to get freaked out): "It's ok, just tell me what's going on so I can help you."
Abby: "It's so bad mom, so, so bad.  It's the worst thing ever!" (Sobbing to the point where she can barely breathe now)
**At this point, my mind is going to a dark place.....worried that someone has hurt her or someone she knows I don't let up.**
Me: "Honey, I have to know what's going on.  You're scaring me."
Abby (HYSTERICAL is an understatement at this point): "Tommy read my journal and I wrote in there about who I had a crush on!" (SOBBING!)
Me (relieved and trying not to laugh): "Abby, it's normal to have a crush on someone. That's not a bad thing."
Abby: "YES IT IS! Tommy will go to school and tell everyone who I like and my life will be ruined!" (I've been trying to tell you she's a drama queen!)
Me: "I will talk to Tommy.  He won't tell anyone, I promise."
**About this time, Tommy is out of the shower and back upstairs. He's caught on to what's happening.**
Tommy: "I only read her journal because she read mine first!" (the plot thickens!)
Abby" "Well you left it out!" (yep...she's got an answer for EVERYTHING)
Me: "Abby! Did you read his journal first?"
Abby: "No!"
Me: "Abby! Did you read Tommy's journal?"
Abby: "Just one page."
Me:: "So you DID read his journal!?"
Abby: "Not really."
Me: "ABBY....did you read Bubba's journal?!"
Abby: "Sort of"
Me: "ABIGAIL ANN ZEETS, did you read Tommy's journal?" (yep, I'm pretty much screaming at this point)
Abby: "I guess so"
Me: ABBY, yes or no, DID YOU READ HIS JOURNAL?"
Abby: "Yes!"
Me: "Was that so hard to say? I wish you would just tell the truth!"
Abby: "But it was only one page"
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! yes....the queen of getting the last word did it again!

So I sat them both down. Told Tommy if he told anyone what he read in her journal he was out of martial arts.  This got him crying. Abby was smiling because she thought she had won.  But her smile faded when I told her if she ever read his journal again, she would be out of voice and dance.  Then I gave them the necessary mom speech about respecting each others privacy and then made them sit on the couch and hug each other for 5 minutes!  (Abby says the hugging is worse than my usual punishment of standing holding a piece of paper to the wall with your nose......come to think of it, I STILL have not received my mother of the year award.  Probably delayed because of all the problems with the postal service these days!)  Both sat there crying and about this time Brian walked in. He had no clue what had just gone down and he wondered what was going on.  I started to explain, but then I started crying! (I might be a tad dramatic as well.....) He rolled his eyes and went off to watch something sports related on TV.  We all got settled down, hugged it out, and then Danny came in, called Abby something along the lines of a snot and we're back to square one!  Can't we all just get along?!

Side note......Abby locked the boys out of the house the other day.  Tommy starts kicking the door, I start yelling to stop kicking the door (had NO idea the little princess had them locked out), she opens the door, heads back outside, Danny throws a frisbee at her leg (he did throw it hard and it did leave a massive bruise).  She comes in screaming (shocking, I know).  Everyone comes inside as a punishment and I yell at Danny, reminding him he's 17 and really should not try to hurt his baby sister.  A few hours later Abby comes over to me smiling.  She tells me she locked the boys out of the house on purpose because she knew THEY would end up in trouble for kicking the door.  She's definitely in touch with her dark gifts this one.  Can't we all just get along?!

Side, side note:  last weekend we were having dinner at my parents.  Danny was going to join us later but wasn't showing up.  Called him and he informs me that he cannot find his car keys or wallet (crap).  I tell him to look for a few more minutes.  In the meantime, Abby says, "I might know where his stuff is." (shocking!). She calls Tommy over and says, "Tommy, do you know where Danny's keys and wallet are?" Tommy says no....but then he says, "Wait.." (really?)  "Tell him to look in my dresser."  I call Danny back, tell him to look in Tommy's dresser and guess what...there they are!  I ask Tommy why they were in his dresser....he simply says, "I hid them there."
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!

Here's hoping your  family is getting along better than mine! Cheers!

OMG....I almost forgot...hi Anderson! Tweet me @anniezeets or find me on facebook :-)

Annie